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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Usage jokes (that I usually keep to myself)

Lately, I've read some ridiculous eHarmony profiles,  and the errors in the profiles can also be really funny. 


Today I read this: "I am much more content sitting on a rock by some lake than on the coach." I thought to myself, "As if the coach would let you sit on him!"

A confession I probably shouldn't be making.

6 comments:

Kimberly said...

HAHAHAHA...HA.

Kimberly said...

The one I used to teach my class during grammar lessons about commas was...

After shaving my dad left for work.

They always got a kick out of the idea of shaving their dads and, hey, they all got that the comma goes following shaving on the test.

Life in Progress said...

Did you close communication with this guy?

Jessica S. said...

Maybe he's a product of Oakland schools?!?!? Hehe.

Jessica D said...

That's awesome.

sherry said...

Yes, Cindy, I think I did close communication with him, but not over his wrong word choice ;)