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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I call my mom to have her look at the shoes I've been scouting online.

I dial, and I hear a faint, "Hello?"
Me: Hey
Mom: [faintly] Hello?
Me: Yeah, hello.
Mom: [faintly] I can't talk to you. I'm in the car. I can't figure out how to get it on speaker phone.
Click.
My mom trying to talk to the phone in her lap is definitely going to cause more accidents than her actually talking on the phone while driving. Well, come to think of it, that was bad, too. We should probably just hide her cell phone.

5 comments:

Breanna said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! I'm laughing out loud!!!!!

Roxanna Grimes said...

Ha. that so could have been me!! And Gaby writing about it in her blog!

Keith said...

Pure. Unadulterated. AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

so i just discovered that you had a blog and i saw this and had to tell you that when i read it i thought of my mom immediately!...kinda scary! i love it! and i love you!

Love, Meghan

sherry said...

Yeah, they claim they each have a half of a brain, and, together they have a whole brain, but I'm not convinced they actually help each other out :) We should probably keep them a part! Hee hee.