Double Trouble!!

Top 10 reasons you should be jealous that Sherry is my roommate:
10. She teaches me "yoga".
9. She laughs at my jokes.
8. She’ll go to target or Wal-Mart at any hour.
7. She cooks and cleans.
6. She lights candles to set the mood.
5. She’s not afraid to be who she is.
4. She makes falling down the stairs look good.
3. She lets me write on her white board.
2. She sings all the time.
1. She is the most “RESOURCEFUL” person I know. (She’s a good Stalker)

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Kimberly:
10. She’s a servant.
9. She braves the scary-high-school-at-night to go on our nocturnal copy runs.
8. She doesn’t judge me for my grimy sweat pants or my perpetual pony tail.
7. One margarita makes her loopy. Or, as she says, it makes her “cruise.”
6. She laughs at my attempts to be funny.
5. She cares very much about her friends.
4. She’s dating one of my favorite people, from one of my favorite families, and I like her as much individually as I do with her “other half.”
3. Her strange eating habits keep me on my toes. Watching her order at a restaurant is pure, unadulterated entertainment.
2. She likes country music and she line dances with me in our living room. Or, in the “study.” Then, she laughs at me when I step on her toes.
1. And, the number one reason why I love Kimberly: She plays along with my plan (at 9:00 on a Saturday night) to buy paint and paint our house, all that night.
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And, the number one reason why I love Kimberly: She dated “him,” so she “gets it.”