Remember that time when that guy asked me to help him tie his tie? Oh wait.

Martha gets better every day. I love summer. She just told a story about tying someone's bow tie. She told her guest that a man asked her to tie his tie for him, and then he gave her money for her taxi. Then (this is the good part), she said that it wasn't really her; it was a story in the New York Times. She said, "Actually, that's not my story. I read it in the New York Times." She lied on TV and then realized that she would be caught. I don't think you understand. You should have heard me laugh.