This morning I was having a nice little visit with Nana and Papa and, out of nowhere, Papa says, “You should go out and get yourself a boyfriend.” Hmm. I’m wondering how one goes about doing such a thing. These are the things I’ve come up with:
Put an ad in the "personals" of the Valley Times
Hang out at the local bars
Go to singles night at the church in Castro Valley (I’ve decided that this is the epitome of desperate)
Apply for seminary at Golden Gate
Start dating all the hook-up prospects
Spend more time with the Chance family (They’re notorious for
arranging marriages)
I’ve never gone out on a mission to “get myself a boyfriend” before, so any suggestions are very welcomed.
4 comments:
Oh Sherry... I don't know why everyone is hounding you, but don't fret. You aren't alone - afterall, I've been single for nearly 2 hours now :-P, which means you have a new partner in crime! We can even start hanging out in bars together, you know, scanning for quality guys. Now all we need is a redheaded friend* and we're set.
* = blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go into the casino....
The redhead and the brunette go off dinking and gambling. After a long time they meet back up and look for their blonde friend.
They find her right where they left her at the coke machine where she was buying yet another coke. She already had at least 50 at her feet on the floor.
The brunette and redhead asked,
"What are you doing girl?"
The blonde replied,"Duh!!!! I'm winning!!!"
Oh, Jess. I can't wait to hang out with you in bars...and, I'm excited to meet our new friend. Maybe we'll meet him/her at the bar.
Can you imagine the accidents a billboard would cause? Ha.
The three of us should take our picture together in a bar. It would make for an incredible scrapbook page- trust me on this one.
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